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actor charlie sheen just can't keep himself out of trouble he goes on a bazaar rant on the radio show pretty even makes a comment that sells anti- semitic. . >> to linda have men took a record from recording this season's episodes. cbs has canceled this year's remaining shows. tom skilling has hours 7 day forecast and . >> looks like we've got ourselves. of snow. there is the radar at the moment. we expect to batches of snow throughout the weekend. let's go through the weekend. once snoby sunday t around midnight carriag. here ie the 7 day forecast were expecting snow at times tomorrow perhaps one to 3 in. of it. 39 degrees on sunday. patchy rain late in the day that builds to a heavier rains. maybe another rain system late in the week and next week. cubs fan o. >> these are tonight's tribune photos of the day more photos on our web site. it's a familiar team but cubs players. that and more and players. that and more and aren't getting the calcium they need. but yoplait wants to change that. only yoplait original has twice the calcium of the leading yogurt. that's 50% of the daily val
actor charlie sheen just can't keep himself out of trouble he goes on a bazaar rant on the radio show pretty even makes a comment that sells anti- semitic. . >> to linda have men took a record from recording this season's episodes. cbs has canceled this year's remaining shows. tom skilling has hours 7 day forecast and . >> looks like we've got ourselves. of snow. there is the radar at the moment. we expect to batches of snow throughout the weekend. let's go through the weekend. once...
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charlie sheen sent a text message to e! news, where he said that people should stop caring about him and focus on the situation in egypt. which is weird because the egyptians said people should stop worrying about them and get charlie sheen some help. that's what they did. [ laughter ] you guys, we have ricky martin on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i love ricky martin. man, i haven't seen him since our days in menudo. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers ] thank you. >> audience member: go jimmy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's another guy from menudo. [ laughter ] when you reach a certain age, they throw us out. congratulations to my man craig ferguson, who just had a baby boy named liam. hey! [ cheers and applause ] that's great, isn't it? so if you're watching right now, liam, i just want to say, what's your favorite "late night" show. huh? [ laughter ] who is your favorite "late night" show host? huh? who is it? it's me. it's jimmy. [ light laughter ] seriously though, congratulations, craig. that's awesome. [ cheers and
charlie sheen sent a text message to e! news, where he said that people should stop caring about him and focus on the situation in egypt. which is weird because the egyptians said people should stop worrying about them and get charlie sheen some help. that's what they did. [ laughter ] you guys, we have ricky martin on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i love ricky martin. man, i haven't seen him since our days in menudo. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers ] thank you. >> audience member:...
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charlie sheen called into a radio show today, and said he has never been drunk or high on the set of his show. well, that makes one of us. [ laughter ] in the interview, charlie sheen did say that he's been so hung-over on the set of "two and a half men" that he had to lean on props to keep from falling over. [ light laughter ] in response one of the props said i'm the kid who stars in the show with you. so, i'm not just a prop. later in the interview, charlie sheen said that lindsay lohan should work on her impulse control. whoa. that's -- that's like the pot calling the kettle to buy pot. it's really -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is big. watson, the ibm computer, beat his two human opponents by a long shot in "jeopardy," yesterday. he's already getting a little famous. in fact, today, he was offered a million dollars to pose nude for "popular mechanics." [ laughter ] oh, man. that's right. watson the computer beat his human opponents on "jeopardy." the humans were like -- well, either way, i still love this game. and watson was like -- i still don't know what love is
charlie sheen called into a radio show today, and said he has never been drunk or high on the set of his show. well, that makes one of us. [ laughter ] in the interview, charlie sheen did say that he's been so hung-over on the set of "two and a half men" that he had to lean on props to keep from falling over. [ light laughter ] in response one of the props said i'm the kid who stars in the show with you. so, i'm not just a prop. later in the interview, charlie sheen said that lindsay...
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we're in the middle of a game." [ laughter ] charlie sheen, everybody. this is great. thank you. i just saw this. a restaurant in london has started serving aged steaks infused with collagen. that's right. they are serving old pieces of meat infused with collagen or as bravo calls that, "the real housewives of beverly hills." [ laughter ] ♪ you guys saw it coming but still gave me the love. i appreciate that. >> steve: that's america. >> jimmy: you guys are awesome, and i love it. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: great crowd. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. that's the fun of it. that's the fun of the show. i'm not sure what to make of this, you guys. it is rumored that lindsay lohan and her mom dina are opening a clothing and jewelry boutique. [ laughter ] yeah. the boutique is located on the inside of lindsay lohan's overcoat. [ laughter ] "what are you looking for? a watch?" this is interesting. there are big rumors going around that brett favre will be on next season's "dancing with the stars," which explains why today i saw him shopping for a pair of tights and a cucumber. [ au
we're in the middle of a game." [ laughter ] charlie sheen, everybody. this is great. thank you. i just saw this. a restaurant in london has started serving aged steaks infused with collagen. that's right. they are serving old pieces of meat infused with collagen or as bravo calls that, "the real housewives of beverly hills." [ laughter ] ♪ you guys saw it coming but still gave me the love. i appreciate that. >> steve: that's america. >> jimmy: you guys are awesome,...
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i heard that charlie sheen is paying the "two and a half men" crew's salary while he's in rehab. [ light laughter ] it just goes to show, right, despite all the scandal and the drugs, at the end of the day, he's actually a very rich guy. [ laughter and applause ] and get this, charlie sheen's estranged wife brooke mueller is reportedly in talks to go on "dancing with the stars." yeah, even charlie was like, "yikes, embarrassing." [ laughter ] whateve. whateve. hey, facebook celebrated its seventh birthday today, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. cool. i have to be honest, though, i only remembered its birthday, because i saw it on facebook. [ light laughter ] this is cool. senator joe lieberman is busy writing a new book about the jewish sabbath called "gift of rest." yeah, i hear he's been working on it, 24/6. [ laughter ] here's some "jersey shore" news. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ "jersey shore" news. on last night's episode, ronni had to go to the doctor for a rectal exam. [ laughter ] which is weird, 'cause i thought sammy was the one with the stick up her butt. oh, no, i didn
i heard that charlie sheen is paying the "two and a half men" crew's salary while he's in rehab. [ light laughter ] it just goes to show, right, despite all the scandal and the drugs, at the end of the day, he's actually a very rich guy. [ laughter and applause ] and get this, charlie sheen's estranged wife brooke mueller is reportedly in talks to go on "dancing with the stars." yeah, even charlie was like, "yikes, embarrassing." [ laughter ] whateve. whateve. hey,...
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. >> audience member: charlie sheen! >> audience member: charlie daniels! >> jimmy: who -- who is it? >> larry david, "curb your enthusiasm." [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: it was larry david. >> notice the subtle -- the subtle nuances with the hands. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. that's very good. walking impression. >> are you ready. >> audience member: john wayne! >> jimmy: george burns. >> audience member: ronald reagan. >> letterman. >> jimmy: oh, david letterman. >> yeah. yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: that is -- that is -- that's letterman. yeah, yeah. >> there's something going on -- when he's kind of -- >> jimmy: and he is always chewing on something, and he's waving as he's walking. >> these are all good. these are all good, by the way. [ laughter ] okay. all right. last one. are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is a tough one. this is -- nobody is going to get this. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man. >> audience member: ellen degeneres. >> christopher walken walkin'. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] that is a deep cut. that is a deep cut. i l
. >> audience member: charlie sheen! >> audience member: charlie daniels! >> jimmy: who -- who is it? >> larry david, "curb your enthusiasm." [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: it was larry david. >> notice the subtle -- the subtle nuances with the hands. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. that's very good. walking impression. >> are you ready. >> audience member: john wayne! >> jimmy: george burns. >> audience member: ronald...
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con, charlie sheen started three months ago. [ laughter ] he loves the super bowl. >> steve: yeah, he loves the super bowl. >> jimmy: he has a major -- >> steve: he loves it! >> jimmy: "what time is it?" "it starts now, man. let's go." [ laughter ] pro, there's enough cocktail wieners for everybody. con, if you run out, brett favre can sext you one more. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] technology is amazing. >> steve: amazing. >> jimmy: pro, uncle gary brought his thundersticks to cheer on the packers. con, aunt mary brought her thunder thighs to take up half the couch. [ laughter ] guess i won't be sitting down during the game. pro, watching the black eyed peas perform during the super bowl halftime show. con, watching grandma try to dance to "my humps." [ laughter ] "don't dance, grandma." pro, traditional super bowl party foods are very rich and high in fat. con, just like john madden. [ laughter ] is he not rich? is he not rich? >> steve: he's rich. he's very wealthy. i would think from "madden football" alone, from that video game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, the guacamole is here!
con, charlie sheen started three months ago. [ laughter ] he loves the super bowl. >> steve: yeah, he loves the super bowl. >> jimmy: he has a major -- >> steve: he loves it! >> jimmy: "what time is it?" "it starts now, man. let's go." [ laughter ] pro, there's enough cocktail wieners for everybody. con, if you run out, brett favre can sext you one more. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] technology is amazing. >> steve: amazing. >> jimmy: pro,...
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charlie sheen and lindsay lohan are back in the headlines. why is it so hard for them to clean up their acts? dr. keith ablow is a psychiatrist and author of "the seven wonders that will change your life." docke nice to have you here. >> thanks for having me. >> unfortunately lindsay lohan is back in the headlines for allegedly possibly stealing a $2500 necklace following two times in rehab. it could be a violation of her parole and could send her back to jail. what will it take for her to clean up her act? >> it takes getting to the y. in other words, yes, she's stealing. yes, she's been involved in substance abuse. what's she running from? why is she stealing? the question is what's been stolen from her in her life? >> usually those behaviors go hand in hand. when you talk about stealing or doing drugs, a lot of times these stars or celebrities or people in general who have these problems are engaging in this behavior because they think they can get away with it. >> well, it's distracting. drugs distract you. theft even can take the light a
charlie sheen and lindsay lohan are back in the headlines. why is it so hard for them to clean up their acts? dr. keith ablow is a psychiatrist and author of "the seven wonders that will change your life." docke nice to have you here. >> thanks for having me. >> unfortunately lindsay lohan is back in the headlines for allegedly possibly stealing a $2500 necklace following two times in rehab. it could be a violation of her parole and could send her back to jail. what will...
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when he heard this, charlie sheen was like, 'great, now i gotta think of a title for my book. this is ridiculous." ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: come on! that's my man, jakob dylan, right there, sitting in with the roots! one of my faves. got a new record out here -- "women and country." new record here, and he's also playing on the big neil young tribute this thursday night at carnegie hall alongside some great artists, including cowboy junkies. and our very own roots. they're going to be there, too, as well. going to be a fun time. [ cheers and applause ] jakob, thanks for being here, buddy. come back whenever you want, my friend. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. he says, "okay." we've got a great show tonight, you guys. the academy award nominee for the great movie "the kids are all right," the lovely annette bening is here! [ cheers and applause ]- she's amazing. a great, great stand up and, man, a breakout star in this movie. he almost steals the movie -- in the new adam sandler movie "just go with it." nick s
when he heard this, charlie sheen was like, 'great, now i gotta think of a title for my book. this is ridiculous." ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: come on! that's my man, jakob dylan, right there, sitting in with the roots! one of my faves. got a new record out here -- "women and country." new record here, and he's also playing on the big neil young tribute this thursday night at carnegie hall alongside some...
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sheen is always like, "please, call me charles." [ laughter and applause ] i'm not sure what to -- what are you laughing at, james? [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: he gets more ass. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i know. i know, i know, i know. i'm not sure what to make of this, you guys. a russian airline is hiring clowns, actors, and musicians to entertain passengers during flights. yeah, 'cause when i'm on a stuffy plane with babies crying and people complaining, my first thought is always, "there should be clowns here." [ laughter ] that would just be fantastic. this is interesting here, you guys. a recent study found that men who go bald in their early 20s have an increased risk of developing prostate cancer. so i guess going bald in your 20s isn't as great as you thought. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] >> i love you jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, too. [ light laughter ] you get one of those after every joke. >> steve: yeah, exactly. it's called a win-win. >> jimmy: it's -- it's a lovely crowd. >> i love you! >> steve: oh, there you go. all right. hey >> j
sheen is always like, "please, call me charles." [ laughter and applause ] i'm not sure what to -- what are you laughing at, james? [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: he gets more ass. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i know. i know, i know, i know. i'm not sure what to make of this, you guys. a russian airline is hiring clowns, actors, and musicians to entertain passengers during flights. yeah, 'cause when i'm on a stuffy plane with babies crying...
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sheens. it does sound weird when you don't say "charlie" in front of it. >> steve: yeah, yeah. sheens. i've heard about it differently -- >> jimmy: sheens. i don't know if you saw this -- during his interview with president obama last night, bill o'reilly asked him to explain how he deals with so many people hating him. in response, obama was like, "you first." [ laughter ] standoff. hey, check this out. a new study found that 25% of prostitutes use facebook to solicit clients. yeah. the other 75% just do it the old-fashioned way, craigslist. [ light laughter ] [ one person cheers loud ] [ laughter ] somebody just made some money right there. [ laughter and applause ] please turn your phones off! no mobile craigslisting while you're here at the show. this is insane, you guys. an alligator farm in florida just installed a zip line so that visitors can ride above the alligator tanks. [ laughter ] that's nice. it's like the alligator version of those sushi bars with the conveyor belts. it's like, "not that one, not that one, no. oh, yeah, that fat guy. yeah, drop him, let him go.
sheens. it does sound weird when you don't say "charlie" in front of it. >> steve: yeah, yeah. sheens. i've heard about it differently -- >> jimmy: sheens. i don't know if you saw this -- during his interview with president obama last night, bill o'reilly asked him to explain how he deals with so many people hating him. in response, obama was like, "you first." [ laughter ] standoff. hey, check this out. a new study found that 25% of prostitutes use facebook to...
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can we talk quickly about charlie sheen. >> you mean eroll flynn? >> he talked about why is everybody paying so much attention to me when there are things like egypt going on. he said he has a lot of work to do. i want to say thank you to my fellow cast members and to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. here is the interesting part. like errol flynn who had to put down his sword on occasion, i want to say thank you. explain that oh. >> errol flynn was a swash buckling -- did a lot of movies in the early days of talkies. he was legendary for his prowess with the ladies and other things, acceptance in life. if he's patterning his life out of errol flynn, you wonder if it's time for humor. if he's doing this rehab at home, he has a bouncer who is keeping out the hookers and the drug people. he can't live at home. he has to learn to say no to those influences when he leaves that house. >> that's where the phrase in like flynn came from, errol flynn. >> i always thought it was flint. >> flynn, errol flynn. >>> okay or not okay? we're not
can we talk quickly about charlie sheen. >> you mean eroll flynn? >> he talked about why is everybody paying so much attention to me when there are things like egypt going on. he said he has a lot of work to do. i want to say thank you to my fellow cast members and to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. here is the interesting part. like errol flynn who had to put down his sword on occasion, i want to say thank you. explain that oh. >> errol flynn was a swash...